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You know what it is to wake up from a sound sleep with no eyelashes and a dry mouth and hear that your husband is getting it from a woman youre not allowed to see for lunch? Let me introduce you to my band. She is bogged down by what a doctor would call depression, but her descriptions are more poetic than direct, implying that she knows how she feels but is unaware of whats causing it or how to stop it. . Monologues From Published Disney Plays Peter and . Mack, Cam, Timp and Benny share a flat in Edinburgh. All day long coronaries, transplants. It is my last reception, and one wants something that will encourage conversation, particularly at the end of the season when every one has practically said whatever they had to say, which, in most cases, was probably not much. Look parents in the eye. Do you remember jokes and take pleasure in relating them to others? Well, you dont do that, do you, Harold? (She gives up.) Where are all your friends? You can be completely anonymous here. 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Not even enough to support my eyeliner habit. I wonder if they have that in my size! 18 contemporary monologues from published plays for actors, creatives, filmmakers and teachers. Everybody is going to tell you what they know, but nobody knowsexcept your Aunt K elly. I say lewd things. In fact, out of her a**hole! Mummy screamed . You see, she stole my identity last month and racked up about three thousand dollars worth of colored rocks on my credit card on account of her psychic, Maggie, told her that she was a stone in a past life. I just have a yeast infection, AGAIN! Stupid f***ing cookie! SET THIS! A hilarious climax forces Blaine to decide in which world he belongs and bridge the painful gap to adulthood. Okay, okayso hes kind of a Baldwin. Im here so I dont need to go there. Give me credit for some sort of groping sincerity in Mabel speaks to Lady Chiltern regarding one of her marriage prospects. . But the wrong effort. $3.99. The corpse, and his adorable family. 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Sarah desires a life of picture-perfect glamour and excitement and has married her high school sweetheart Jimmy. Dont I yearn, and ache, and shop? The Importance Of Being Earnest. Thats not who I was. This is dreadful oh God, please make it Anuchkin! Laura then makes the connection between Peters suicide and Sophies choice. And I was on antidepressants for a while, when I was her age. So, you have two cousins, I have 27 first cousins. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen and re-arrange some things we could certainly party with Haitians. All my life, all I ever wanted to be was a rock and roll star. Best live a careless life from hand to mouth. ELIZABETH This happens when I drink, if Im not careful, Mrs. Darnell. How about f***kin 60? And as for father ladling the gin down her throat, it wouldnt have killed her. Look at her. Maybe its better if I dip it in the CHOCOLATE!! Well, this particular yeast infection has no respect for that over-the-counter Monistat. 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